Bob Woodward’s big [adventure] Inflation spares no fairy [tooth prices] Cutest new [DC cop] Like a Hollywood house bus tour, only [less famous] Photo by Noe Todorovich

At a lecture in Kansas Sunday, former North Carolina senator Elizabeth Dole said that she and her husband Bob would be starting the NutriSystem diet.  [slimming news] This was the first Bob had heard about it. h/t Wake Up Call

Below is a picture of a billboard that was taken yesterday: This is how the billboard reads now: Reaction of the Day: [sent in by one of our readers] "Effing Kansas. Produces people like Specter. I blame Kansas"