We can’t take it any more. All the good ones are dying, and yet Dane Cook still lives. First Bea Arthur , Now This R.I.P., Captain Chaos.

We’ve been known to get some interesting tips, but this one takes the cake. The tip, along with the Craigslist "Missed Connection" ad was entitled: "Sorry I Thought You Were a Hooker."  It’s a story of a male DC resident who’s desperately trying to reunite with a young lady he …