Kendrick Meek gets Obama to stump for him in his close race primary with life coach billionaire Jeff Greene, and some dude named Sink hops in front of him and makes it look like the opposite. Obama headed to Florida to help Sink, Meek [the importance of commas] Or is …

Arnold Schwarzenegger turns 62 today.  [happy birthday] Only 28% of California residents approve of how Schwarzenegger is doing his job. 59% disapprove. He isn’t as unpopular as the state legislature, which has a record-low approval rating of 17%.

Regardless of whether or not the CIA is lying, Democrats are outraged over the recent treatment of Nancy Pelosi.  [leak] As for Republicans, they’re also taking this matter very seriously.  [poetry]