Who’s winning the WaPo’s beer madness? [our bet’s a secret] More gender neutral bathrooms coming [more or fewer bathroom hookups?] Free WiFi in NoMa [now you can exist outside and stare at a screen!] If you litter, you’re gonna get fined, so watch it litterbugs [litter enforcement month] Eataly’s coming …

How to Go Against Norms in DC: 1) Unsubscribe from All Morning Newsletters Why the hell are the writers of morning email distributions so obsessed with waking you up everyday at or earlier than 6 a.m.?!   2) Live Far, Far Away from a Metro Line Who needs to wait …