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Kill Your Online Identity [Suicide Machine]
Have you ever asked someone, "should I tweet that?" Have you ever said, "yeah, I’ll be right there, I just need to check Facebook real quick?" Do you spend more time tweeting than you do talking? Have you ever set up a fan page for yourself on Facebook? Has your …
John Kelly is a Genius
John Kelly’s most recent column tackles the ridiculous nature of everyday people and their addiction to social networking. I’m Writing to Say That I Wrote This Column and That I’m Writing to Say That I Wrote It We’re writing to say that he wrote it, we read it and you …
StubHub Attempts to Sell Washington Nationals Playoff Tickets
StubHub is so disappointed the Washington Nationals didn’t make the playoffs, they’re pretending they did. In a move that can only be classified as genius, StubHub has enlisted it’s marketing department to try to get over-paid, gullible lobbyist, who pay no attention to baseball, to buy tickets to something that …
National Science Foundation: NSF or NSFW?
We’ve reported on this before, but given the recent developments, it’s likely a good idea to revisit it. Note to future government employees: Surprisingly, it is NOT okay to surf porn while on your government computer. Employee misconduct investigations, often involving workers accessing pornography from their government computers, grew sixfold …
Only in the Midwest: His Heart Was In It, His Ass Was Not
Throughout history, wannabe politicians have dropped out of congressional races for a variety of reasons. Sometimes it’s because their polling numbers were too low – other times it’s because of family issues, or the fact that they have multiple families. Whatever the case, the excuses have been fairly predictable. Until …