Power player [address] Love it or hate it [This Town] Get ’em while you can [Ken Cen] Photo by damiec

Not a fan [Clinton] No more Walmart [wages] DC rent we miss [cheap] Photo by Kevin Wolf

DCist takes on New York Times [sandwiches] America no longer the fattest [svelte] Washington Monument [bright lights] Photo by Jeremy Art

Drink like an intern [cheap] Call it a comeback? [Spitzer] Wedding bells [RGIII] Photo by Noe Todorovich

Now go out there and get your red, white and blue on. Have fun and stay safe. Photo by John Sonderman

Presidential cursing [America] You can be a real rain man [art] 2016 coming at ya Dems [already] Photo by Kevin Wolf

With the launch of their new website, online ordering (amen) and expansion to cities outside of DC, the sweetgreen folks have released a video on just how the sweet life got started.

Student loans go up up up [rate] Metro isn’t that bad [riders] DC in top ten [snobbiest] Awesome photos of DC [submit] Photo by L. Shanley

Scott Wong Lauren Fox Kevin Olson Lucy Silver Abby Livingston Tyrone Gale William Ruiz Jenna Golden Lindsey Drew Melanie Löff-Bird

Tell Erin McPike happy birthday today, Gloria Story Dittus put points on the board, Casey O. Hastings is celebrating her birthday in Iceland, Kenny Day is headed to BrightRoll, be sure to tell Emily Spain happy birthday and that we’re all proud of Dale, #WWMD happened, Instagram with us, wish Colton Heward-Mills …

After this crazy week all we want is a lazy summer weekend. Lucky for you we have just the line up for you to wind down and enjoy the city.

Sidewalk petitioners [avoid] Party like Wale [POV] Murdoch v. BuzzFeed [media wars] Photo by John Sonderman

Is there anyone not on Instagram? [FLOTUS] Vote for your All-Stars [Natitude] Joe Biden is literally the best [grammar] How Hollywood does DC [consultants] Photo by Noe Todorovich

SCOTUS nerd level at all time high [shirts] We love photography [submit] Rusty doing just fine [zoo] Keep it cool [bars] The most clueless of them all [DCCC] Photo by Eli Center

Possibly some of the most politically correct, yet still hilarious, trash talk we’ve seen. Except for Rep. Wasserman Schultz. She’s gunnin’ for the press corps.