- Co-host our FamousDC Boulder event next week. (!)
- Start a grim children’s puppet show business.
- Ride the wave of media coverage he’s going to get today like a Starburst commercial.
- Design ties, bolos and leather necklaces for gentlemen with necks larger than heads.
- Remove industrial asbestos by chewing it up and spitting it out.
- Produce handcrafted jerky by drying beef with his glare.
- Journey up the Nung river to finally bring Colonel Kurtz to justice.
- Hide in a large wooden donkey waiting to be dragged into the Democratic National Convention next August.
- Recycle glass back into sand with his bare foot.
- Surprise entry in WWE Royal Rumble, a win there may put him back in the race.
- Become a very strict timekeeper at the remaining presidential debates.
- Run as a Republican.
