We wonder if Greg Leuch, a New Yorker who developed a Charlie Sheen browser blocker, could quickly work up one for Michaele Salahi’s name. [exit stage right]

Reality show star and White House party-crasher Michaele Salahi has been asked to leave the television show “Celebrity Rehab” because she does not have an addiction, VH1 said in a statement.

We hope she uses this opportunity to pack up her stuff and head out somewhere real far away – preferably a place with no cameras.