There’s an Office of Compliance [OOC] on Capitol Hill which specializes in cash payouts for sexually harassed or poorly treated Congressional employees. [no, really]
In the meantime, the process of settling workplace complaints remains secretive and byzantine, allowing members of Congress to quietly agree to cash payouts to settle cases and to keep potentially career-ending scandals under wraps.
Who knew that awkward back rubs could lead to millions of dollars? [settlements]