Veteran Hill flak Chris “Curious George” Paulitz is on a mission: to find out who the crazy kids behind FamousDC are (h/t Man in the Yellow Hat). He launched his campaign today via Facebook, with some really interesting guesses.

First, Chris, we’re flattered you care enough to know more about us. It’s a real confidence booster, and should cut down on our therapy bills (group counseling, natch).

Second, we love your guesses. Especially because they’re all wrong. That said, we are big fans of the folks on the list and are honored you think we’re that good.

Here’s Curious George’s first post:

1. Emily Miller

2. Erin McPike

3. Kyle Downey

4. Marcie Kinzel

5. Shannon Flaherty

6. Shira Toeplitz

7. Anne Mullins

8. Burson Snyder

9. Dustee Tucker

10. Tommy Vietor’s evil twin