The Daily Caller is hot like fire, the Yankees visited the White House, Chris Cooley got pulled over, Duck Cheney still gets police escorts in DC, Washington sports still #fail, the Capitals were elim8ted, prom parties got an early start, James Jones not funny, Casino Jack premiere drags Bob Ney from obsolesce, John Stanton got a sweet-ass tat, things got pretty shitty in the Senate, Matt Dornic deemed Bob Cusack a ‘silver fox’, Charlie Crist failed to surprise anyone, and Democrat Mark Critz apologized for lying about Republican Tim Burns’ record on taxes.