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Only months after tea drinkers swept him into office, Scott Brown announced he was leaving Congress.

“This job looked a lot better on paper. Plus, I have less time to drive my truck…which I generally do without pants on. Did I mention I drive a truck? And that my daughters are single? Any that I have a truck? And that I’ll be the one to stop healthca–…Wait, did I mention I’m handsome?”