This was recently posted on a GWU job listserv.

We’re trying to figure out which media-savvy sports superstar is looking for a clipping service.

Job: Media Monitoring Specialist

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A high profile communications specialist is seeking a reliable, self-starter to work from home in a part time media monitoring position for a prominent sports client. This position is set up much like media monitoring on a campaign. Clips must be compiled and sent each morning without fail.

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Job Responsibilities:
• Meticulously monitor television and print news coverage of client
• Compile coverage from newspapers, magazines, blogs, radio, and television into a single document and distribute to all members of the team every morning
• Update press lists periodically
• Familiarize self with the positions held by prominent reporters and columnists

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Qualifications:
• Reliable and willing to go the extra mile to get the job done on time and free of mistakes
• Ability to work under deadlines
• Campaign/media monitoring experience a plus
• Computer and internet capable of streaming video
• Interest in sports a definite plus (a great excuse to watch ESPN all day)