"We had to miss Muse because I was writing talking points for my boss … she’s meeting with an Ambassador tomorrow."
— girl walking to stadium and explaining her integral role in our democracy to friends

"I love metaphors!"

— high school boy sitting in upper deck who obviously ran out of things to love and yell

"Thank you President Bush and Congress."

— Bono, as he was discussing US relief efforts in Africa

"Do you think Dan Snyder is blocking my cell phone reception on purpose?"

— mid 30s guy in beer line