We guess marriage is between a man, woman and somebody from Argentina …

From Mark Sanford’s Inaugural Speech: [click]

"In not my, but our collective hands, is held the promise of change."

From Mark Sanford’s emails to his Argentian girlfriend: [click]

"The erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light."

While the Sanford story gets stranger by the minute [I love your tan lines] , we should remind you that his wife originally claimed that he was off "writing".

Working titles of his memoir include:

Foreign Affairs IS the Job of State Government

Hiking, Affairs and South Carolina – A Book About Golf

How I saved John Ensign’s Ass

I Will Not Accept Your Money, That Foreign Chick, However, Is Coming With Me

Who Says Republicans Don’t Have Fun?

If Spurier Wasn’t Going To Do Anything Exciting In SC, I was.

Sanford and Sun:  One Man’s Crusade For The Perfect Tan Line