Tuesday is the new Thursday. What have we learned in the past 24 hours?

Congress is really, really good at pointing fingers; not so good at passing bailouts
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Time to start exploring new retirement options
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Skins “jumped off” against the Cowboys
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Things you don’t want on your resume

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The Speaker had a few tough days
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#Luke still isn’t on Fox News
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T.O. is still a big baby
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Timing is everything