Do you have any idea what today is? That’s right! Today marks the 75th anniversary of when Bernie Sanders was bern, um excuse us, born.
It might be Bernie’s birthday, but we’re giving you the present. So in honor of his special day, we thought we’d share with you some things about Bernie that you probably didn’t know. So sit back, relax, and bern down for what.
He’s a huge teacher’s pet
I mean look how many times he raised his hand in like five seconds.
He slightly resembles a bobble head
Just look at that head nod.
He’s a pro at the side eye
Watch out, Raven Symoné
He’s puts Steph Curry to shame
If only he were like a foot taller.
He moonlights as a sex ed teacher
No description necessary.
He’s a big fan of Meghan Trainor’s new song “No”
My name is, no. My sign is, no. My number is, no. You need to let it go ((Hillary)).
He’s Drake’s Choreographer
Except for Bernie’s generation the lyrics were changed to “you used to call me on my home phone.”
Happy Birthday you little old man! And may you never rub some aloe on that Bern.