The Donald has never been good at keeping quiet, especially when it comes to social media. He declined our request for an interview, so we compiled some of his recent tweets to answer our questions.
Q: Mr. Trump, who do you think Mrs. Clinton will choose to be her VP?
A: “I hope that Crooked Hillary picks Goofy Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to as Pocahontas, as her V.P. Then we can litigate her fraud!”
Q: Okay, so you think she might pick Senator Warren from Massachusetts? Did you not like the Disney movie Pocahontas?
A: “If Goofy Elizabeth Warren, a very weak Senator, didn’t lie about her heritage (being Native American) she would be nothing today. Pick her H”
Q: What did you think of your wife’s address at the Republican National Convention?
A: “It was truly an honor to introduce my wife, Melania. Her speech and demeanor were absolutely incredible. Very proud!”
Q: Are you alarmed by the similarities to Michelle Obama’s speech? People have been accusing your wife of plagiarism.
A: “Good news is Melania’s speech got more publicity than any in the history of politics especially if you believe that all press is good press!”
Q: So you don’t find it weird your wife said some of the same lines as the First Lady? It’s been all over the web.
A: “The media is spending more time doing a forensic analysis of Melania’s speech than the FBI spent on Hillary’s emails.”
Q: It seems like quite a few people are against you. Justice Ginsburg, who has served on the Supreme Court for over two decades, does not support your run for president. How do you feel about that?
A: “Justice Ginsburg of the U.S. Supreme Court has embarrassed all by making very dumb political statements about me. Her mind is shot – resign!”
Q: How has your political spending been going?
A: “Hillary Clinton is not a change agent, just the same old status quo! She is spending a fortune, I am spending very little. Close in polls!”
Q: That’s nice you’re not spending too much. How much money has it been so far?
A: “The reason I put up approximately $50 million for my successful primary campaign is very simple, I want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”
Q: So you want to improve the United States and you think the Brexit was a good idea?
A: “Just arrived in Scotland. Place is going wild over the vote. They took their country back, just like we will take America back. No games!”
Q: Eh… we said Brexit, but okay. Thanks for speaking with us Mr. Trump!