Give them puppies, instead.

“D.C. teams all in ruts — I can’t take it anymore,” she said on the air that night. “The cold, the losing — I need cute puppies.”

Makes sense. Russini asked viewers to send in doggy photos to take the place of highlights of losses. She said she received about 200 doggy submissions, none of whom supported an offense predicated on long two-pointers.

Read more and see even more puppy photos on Dan Steinberg’s article for WaPo.