Adieu dinosaur bones [DC says goodbye to Fossil Hall until 2019]
Uber’s defensive [because UberX can be deadly]
Nationals conquer the Padres 4-0 [Natitude]
Kids too frequently are [skipping school in DC]
Old Post Office Tower closing [on Thursday]
House of Cards will stay in Maryland after all [everything’s coming up Maryland]
Mark Zuckerberg is a new Madame Tussads wax figure [in it, his feet are bare]
At least he’s brushing, I guess.