Adieu dinosaur bones [DC says goodbye to Fossil Hall until 2019]

Uber’s defensive [because UberX can be deadly]

Nationals conquer the Padres 4-0 [Natitude]

Kids too frequently are [skipping school in DC]

Old Post Office Tower closing [on Thursday]

House of Cards will stay in Maryland after all [everything’s coming up Maryland]

Mark Zuckerberg is a new Madame Tussads wax figure [in it, his feet are bare]

At least he’s brushing, I guess.