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Last week we brought you a top ten list of how to enjoy a Presidential debate. Note: rules still apply for VP rumbles–so break out the LCD screen, bingo cards and bottle openers for Thursday!

This week we are back with the top ten things Ladies Who Lobby would love to see in the Vice Presidential match-up.

1. Ayn Rand: Let’s just say these Ladies will be dissapointed if neither candidate invokes the princess of Capitalism as either 1) a symbol of a sparkling new hope for civilization or  2) as a fantasy that young men ages 12-22 (should) eventually outgrow. We’ll let you guys figure out for yourselves which candidate believes Ayn Rand’s philosophy could single-handedly save the Western world. Hint, it isn’t Joe Biden.

2. Scranton: Did you know Joe is from a small town? Did you know he was from Pennsylvania? Did you know as Senator he commuted from Delaware  You did? That’s shocking, we didn’t think he ever mentioned it.

3. P90X: Apparently Paul Ryan has become a bit of a sex symbol to conservatively minded women across the country–Whereas Joe Biden only appeals to women bikers over the age of 50. We hope Ryan will tip the hat to these ladies and bring up his awesome marathon time or his cameo in an infomercial.

4. P90X Part 2: Paul Ryan rips his shirt off to make a point and/or distract from the fact the Budget Chairman cannot do arithmetic. Good thing Jim Lehrer is sitting this one out–his heart would stop and he definitely would not be able to control the crowd’s reaction to those rippling pectorals.

5. BFD: If Paul gets his time in the sun with his hot ‘bod, Joe deserves his too. We cannot predict what Joe’s BFD moment will be, we can only hope it gets turned into a meme as soon as possible.

6. Oh Joe: “Can I call you Joe?” Ladies Who Lobby cannot actually recall if it was Sarah Palin or Tina Fey who said this. Regardless, we would love a cameo by Sarah Palin. We may even put on Fox to see if we can catch the almost-VP’s take on the debate.

7. Facts: Is it just us or was the Presidential debate short on, well, facts? We want to see some of those. Especially the ones about how Obama wants to destroy America with his radical-Kenyan politics. More of those facts please.

8. A Moderator: You can’t really blame Jim Lehrer for getting steamrolled. But these Ladies would love to see Martha bring it!

9. Flag Pins: Whoever wears the bigger flag pin automatically wins the debate.

10. Big Bird: Forget the flag pin. Biden should wear a Big Bird pin. Or perhaps this t-shirt. Or he could get into the Halloween spirit early and don a Big Bird mask.

If any of these ten things come true be sure to check them off your bingo card! And tweet @LadiesWhoLobby–because you heard it first!