Elizabeth Taylor, Michael Jackson and Marlon Brando hop in a car and flee for Ohio after 9/11…

Oh wait, that’s not a joke? That’s true?  [true story]

Cooped up together for 500 miles were three of the world’s biggest and most charismatic stars – Dame Elizabeth Taylor, Marlon Brando and Michael Jackson.

The trio are said to have embarked on their journey to flee New York in a hire car the day after the 9/11 terror attack.

Fearing a follow-up attack, the trio first sought refuge in New Jersey, according to one of Jackson’s former personal assistants.

From there they undertook a 500-mile odyssey across America – with Brando and Jackson behind the wheel and stopping only to fuel up on Burger King and KFC takeaways – until they finally reached a mystery destination in the state of Ohio.

We need a movie version of this hot mess. Amazing.