There’s a pretty good chance sobriety had nothing to do with this. [WTF]

They’re calling it the parcel puppy. A Minneapolis woman is charged with animal cruelty after police say she tried to send a puppy through the mail.

As to why?

“Clearly there wasn’t a whole lot of thought that went into this,” said Sgt. Angela Dodge with the Minneapolis Police Department.

And for those of you still wondering…

“A puppy is a definite no-no,” said Pete Nowacki with the U.S. Postal Service.