Ryan Grim & the Huff Post Hill team on their A-game.

MURKOWSKI CERTIFIED AS WINNER OF ALASKA SENATE CONTEST – After Joe Miller had exhausted every avenue of appeal short of taking his case to Supreme Court or Texas Justice, Alaska Gov. Sean Parnell and Lt. Gov. Mead Treadwell (with a name like that we’re guessing he was conceived by a snowmobile and slab of cured salmon) have at long last certified Lisa Murkowski’s reelection to the U.S. Senate. [HuffPost]