Thank God for the Interwebs: The Oregon Trail is on Twitter.

If one more person gets cholera, I am turning this wagon around.

I don’t have time to caulk my wagon and float it across #OxenCanTotallyHoldTheirBreathForFiveMinutes

If dysentery was currency, my wagon would be a gold mine.

I don’t need help finding food from indians when the prairie is basically a refrigerator full of buffalo meat.

Stopping to rest is for cowards.