What stinks worse than the Wizards?
The food at the Verizon Center.
According to ESPN.com, the Verizon Center recently scored 100% on their health inspection. [and 100% is NOT good]
Washington Wizards, Washington Capitals
Vendors with critical violations: 100%
Inspection report excerpt: Mice droppings, a critical violation in Washington, were found at at least 10 vendors.
That means the hot dog you ate and then joked about being six days old – was actually six days old.
That means that chili you ate, wasn’t chili.