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California Tortilla Hides $1 Bills to Promote $5 Fiesta Combo

ROCKVILLE, MD – Is there anything better than finding 100% FREE money?  Nope.

First of all, thanks for answering the question for us. Secondly, where exactly are you hiding these dollar bills? In your food?

Find out more by visiting California Tortilla. Don’t choke.

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