We also dug up our post from December 31, 2007.
Highlights:
“O.J. Simpson discovered that, although you might be able to avoid jail time for committing a double homicide, the justice system draws the line at attempted theft of sports memorabilia.”
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“Apple released the iPhone, which, as we understand it, enables users to fly, cure cancer, read minds and travel through time.”
Damn, Dave called the iPhone early.