But did she season it first?

Meet Elsie Egan. The Florida woman, 53, is facing a felony domestic abuse charge for allegedly striking her boyfriend several times in the head with a raw steak. [food fight]

It’s unclear as to whether they cooked the steak post beat down.

Other notes: The steak weighed between 10 and 16 ounces. The argument stemmed from the boyfriend’s refusal to eat sliced bread. He wanted a roll.