If our dreams come true, this could be riveting.  [get your popcorn]

The 2,074-page Senate health care bill would take 34 hours to read cover to cover — and that’s just what Sen. Tom Coburn wants done on the Senate floor.

It’s a great day to be a Senate clerk.

UPDATE: Your tax dollars have paid for a speed reader in the past.  [h/t Our pal Howard Mortman]