For those readers who’ve been laid up under a rock for the past 6 months, we’ve got some bad news for you:

Elizabeth Edwards is threatening to divorce her husband, John, after learning of allegations he had committed adultery with more than one woman, the National Enquirer is reporting. [creep]

We can’t wait until Letterman pokes fun at these most recent allegations…

David Letterman admits to affairs, says he was victim of $2-million extortion attempt [classy]

…or maybe not.