Local Washingtonian, Drew Magary , uses his Deadspin rant on the Washington Redskins to rip on everything from Late Night Shots to parking in Adams Morgan.

Deadspin: Why Your Team Sucks: Washington Redskins

Someone needs to buy Drew an $8 Snyder Special Beer at Fed-Ex and buy him a pair of pants to wear at home:

I live here due a mutual decision with my spouse that really wasn’t all that mutual.

Ouch .