Today is the day after Valentine’s Day or as I now will refer to it: REDEMPTION DAY.

ATTENTION: girlfriends/wives/beaus/baby-mamas/etc. – please stop bluffing in the gift department on your birthday and holidays.

When you say, “I got you something small, don’t get me anything big.”

We think: “Ok, I can get her a book about cats and a funny card.”

THEN – you get us a GREAT gift and we look dumb and will now have to go out during lunch and find a redemption gift.

Let’s just all be honest:

Big gift = big gift

Small gift = small gift

/now I’m off the soap box and heading to work