Today is the day after Valentine’s Day or as I now will refer to it: REDEMPTION DAY.
ATTENTION: girlfriends/wives/beaus/baby-mamas/etc. – please stop bluffing in the gift department on your birthday and holidays.
When you say, “I got you something small, don’t get me anything big.”
We think: “Ok, I can get her a book about cats and a funny card.”
THEN – you get us a GREAT gift and we look dumb and will now have to go out during lunch and find a redemption gift.
Let’s just all be honest:
Big gift = big gift
Small gift = small gift
/now I’m off the soap box and heading to work