Whether you’re pleased about the results of the election, apathetic, or deeply upset, we can all agree on one thing: humor makes everything a little bit better. In a few months, Barack Obama and Joe Biden are leaving the White House. Obama will certainly remain a public figure, but what will happen to Joe?
Will he become a professional ice cream eater? Will he be the new face of Ray-Ban? God only knows. But Twitter users are taking it into their own hands, developing a fictional Joe-persona who just doesn’t want to leave the White House. Here are some of the best Joe Biden scenarios, which we cannot confirm or deny actually happened.
Biden: I'm not giving them the wifi password
Biden: I said what I said pic.twitter.com/FBScOGx9jG
— WSHH FANS (@WORIDSTARHIPH0P) November 13, 2016
biden: cmon you gotta print a fake birth certificate, put it in an envelope labeled "SECRET" and leave it in the oval office desk
obama: joe pic.twitter.com/UTtv1JkE5o
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) November 11, 2016
"barack please don't leave me with them"
"joe you're leaving when I leave"
"oh right lmao love u" pic.twitter.com/zfIt3Bv0wl
— heather (@witchyvibe) September 27, 2016
Biden: Ok here's the plan: have you seen Home Alone
Obama: Joe, no
Biden: Just one booby trap
Obama: Joe pic.twitter.com/TkA6Dt3Xp6
— LOL (@TeethOnTeeth) November 13, 2016
Obama: joe can you please explain all the cheetos that are in the kitchen
Biden: I didn't want Trump to feel-
Biden: …lonely pic.twitter.com/QiFarYpXp0
— not pinkett smith (@whytruy) November 13, 2016
Obama:*sits down and whoopee cushion makes fart noise* what th- JOE
Biden:*tears in his eyes, points at trump* HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SIT THERE
— rudy mustang (@roostermustache) November 11, 2016
Biden: this is takin forever and build-a-bear is gonna close soon
Obama: joe let me finish my speech or you'll get no tv for a week
— rudy mustang (@roostermustache) November 14, 2016
OBAMA: [giggling] Did you do it, Joe?
BIDEN: YES, RUN
OBAMA: What did you say to Trump?
BIDEN: I SAID TAG, YOU'RE IT pic.twitter.com/v2mMqBWWm2
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) November 14, 2016
Obama: "Joe, why are you still holding my hand"?
Biden: "I wanna freak Mike Pence out"
Obama: "But why"?
Biden: "just roll with it" pic.twitter.com/O5uRWMln4c
— Barack & Joe (@Barack_and_Joe) November 14, 2016