Twas the night before Halloweekend, when all through the house
Every lazy person was stirring, saying, “Maybe I could be a mouse?”
FamousDC is here to tell you that you have already been a mouse, like, six times. We KNOW you can step it up this Halloween, and we have the perfect election-themed list of costumes that are quick, easy, and topical.
Donald Trump
Things you’ll need: foundation three shades too dark, a red hat, a red tie, a blazer, a lot of hair gel
Hillary Clinton
Things you’ll need: a blue power suit, pearl earrings, 30+ years of experience, talking points about your 30+ years of experience for everyone you meet, and a death stare for anyone who comes to the party as Donald Trump
Bill Clinton with a balloon
Things you’ll need: A suit, a blue tie, a giant balloon, and an expression of childlike glee
Kanye 2020
Things you’ll need: An oversized t-shirt, black skinny jeans, a gold chain, shutter glasses, and regularly scheduled rants
Ken Bone
Things you’ll need: A red sweater, black-rimmed glasses, khakis, and a love for FamousDC parties
Ivanka Trump
Things you’ll need: Three baby dolls, a perfectly ironed dress, and a work phone for conference calls — because you can do it all
Bad Hombre
Things you’ll need: A sombrero, a name tag, and conversational Spanish
Nasty Woman
Things you’ll need: An all black ensemble and a scowl
Melania Trump
Things you’ll need: Whatever Michelle Obama wore for Halloween last year
The proposed wall between US and Mexico
Things you’ll need: Sharpie, a brown shirt to draw bricks onto, and an uncanny ability to stay very, very still
Jeb!
Things you’ll need: A red Sharpie and a t-shirt with an exclamation point drawn on it
Miss Piggy
Things you’ll need: a pink dress, pig ears, a pearl necklace, and a lot of blush
