Drake has a climbing problem. We think it started back when he shot the album cover for his newest record, VIEWS, which shows him perched atop the CN Tower in Toronto, Canada (aka The Six, where Drake resides).

Not unlike the valiant Trump Tower climber, Aubrey Graham has a thirst for getting to the top. The heights-loving rapper has taken his obsession to DC, to our delight (he’s also touring here on Friday at the Verizon Center (this is the only factually correct part of this post).

FamousDC has been looking for him everywhere, and we’ve found him. We have photo evidence, too.

Whoa. Say hi to Paul Ryan for us!

This looks a little dangerous, actually. You should come down.

Now we’re being serious. This is really reckless, Drake. Get down now.

Ok. You’re committing a crime here. We’re calling the park rangers.

This is funny but please watch out for Secret Service.

Tickle his face so we can hear what sound he makes. Do it.