You used to call me on my cell phone…. Now you only text?!
This afternoon Hillary Clinton, a millennial-in-training, figured she’d announce her nominee for VP the old fashioned way- via text message.
I mean, she could have Facetimed us or just made it her Snapchat story, but I’m not gonna lie, it was nice to see the look on my friends’ faces when I got a notification saying “New Message from Hillary Clinton,” like hell yeah Hillz and I text.
Anyways, since Hillary decided to announce her choice for VP, Virginia Senator Tim Kaine, in one of the most millennial way’s possible, we figured we’d do the same.
What’s the first thing you do when you want to find out about someone new? Stalk his social media accounts of course! I mean really, who needs the government to run intensive background checks when we can scroll through Kaine’s social feeds and find an embarrassing picture of him from high school in no time.
So here’s all the dirt we could dig up on VP nominee Tim Kaine from his social media sites:
He loves to do the Y.M.C.A:
Young man, there’s no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
He does a mean rendition of Green Eggs and Ham, and even added his own spin on the words…
Reading to 4th graders at @DanielsRunES in Fairfax to mark #ReadAcrossAmerica! #guestreaderday pic.twitter.com/TgWN7IhsYr
— Senator Tim Kaine (@timkaine) March 4, 2016
I do not like Trump on a boat. I do not like Trump with a goat. I do not like him here or there. I do not like Trump ANYWHERE.
He knows how to take a hike:
Amazing view from the summit of Stony Man trail in @ShenandoahNPS #FindYourPark #NPS100 #VAisforNPSLovers pic.twitter.com/6V35v6r8s9
— Senator Tim Kaine (@timkaine) April 11, 2016
Waaay up I feel blessed.
He’s a little camera shy.
— Senator Tim Kaine (@timkaine) November 19, 2015
Better get used to the spotlight.
He knows how to stop traffic:
And apparently knows how to take that lady in pink’s breath away.
He doesn’t listen to his mother’s instructions:
A photo posted by Tim Kaine (@timkaine) on
Timmy? How many times have I told you, NO WRITING ON THE WALLS!
He’s tight with the Scouts:
Met with Virginia @girlscouts today in Washington who are celebrating 100 years of the #gsgoldaward! pic.twitter.com/MCE5Z3xT5C
— Senator Tim Kaine (@timkaine) June 14, 2016
Does he look more like a Thin Mint guy or Tag-a-Long man?
He has trouble making decisions:
When you can’t decide which harmonica to play at tonight’s American Ireland Funds Gala #AIFGalaDC16 #HarmonicaProblems A photo posted by Tim Kaine (@timkaine) on
But that’s what Hillary’s there for, right?
He’s an exceptional pumpkin carver:
Let’s hope he’s this good at taking a stab at other orange things…
