Congratulations on making it through another work week! Now it’s time to go out and get yourself a celebratory drink (or five).
Fast forward a few hours from all of the shots, dancing (or whatever you call that movement you’re doing), trips to the bathroom, and singing (extremely off key) until you’ve reached that point in the night when you’re too drunk to want to keep partying, but just drunk enough to want to consume an eight course meal before you ptfo.
Instead of stumbling around the streets of DC banging on restaurant doors to open up and make you something worthy enough to regret eating in the morning, we’ve saved your drunk self from embarrassment (or at least less embarrassment than usual) and have created the ultimate guide to drunchies in DC.
Just remember the golden rule of drinking: calories don’t count if you don’t remember eating it the next morning.
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Hours: Open until 4am on weekends
Location: Dupont South, H Street, K Street, U Street
Eats: Create your own pizza
Amsterdam Falafelshop
Hours: Open until 4am on weekends
Location: Adams Morgan and 14th Street Corridor
Eats: Falafel Sandwiches, Falafel Bowls, Double-fried fries (yes you read that right)
Ben’s Chili Bowl
Hours: Open until 4am on weekends
Eats: Chili dogs, Subs, Fries, and Milkshakes
Copycat Co.
Hours: Open until 3am on weekends
Location: H Street
Eats: Chinese food
Crepeaway
Hours: Open until 4am on weekends
Location: L Street
Eats: Crepes
Dangerously Delicious Pies
Hours: Open until 3:30am on weekends
Location: H Street
Eats: 30 different options of pies ranging from sweet, to savory, to quiches
Fast Gourmet
Hours: Open until 5am on weekends
Location: W Street
Eats: Salads, soups, wraps, empanadas, hot dogs, and desserts
Julia’s Empanadas
Hours: Open until 4am on weekends
Location: Adams Morgan and Dupont Circle
Eats: Hand-made, fresh baked empanadas
Muncheez
Hours: Open until 4:30am on weekends
Location: Wiscoinson Ave
Eats: Shawarma, salads, mezze, wraps, pizza, fries, and crepes
Pizza Mart
Hours: Open until 3am on weekends
Location: 12th Street
Eats: Pizza, subs, calzones, wings, and wraps
Taylor Gourmet
Hours: Open until 3:30am on weekends
Location: H Street, 14th Street
Eats: Hoagies and salads
The Diner
Hours: Open 24/7
Location: 18th Street
Eats: Typical Diner Food
Wingo’s
Hours: Open until 3am on weekends
Location: Georgetown
Eats: Wings, wraps and desserts
Wiseguy NY Pizza
Hours: Open until 5am on weekends
Location: Massachusetts Ave
Eats: New York style pizza
