Woman cuts her neighbor [over dog poop]

DC bros post to Craigslist seeking friends [“You drink Evan Williams.”]

Comcast went out yesterday [oh noz omg]

14th St. NW gets a new Italian place [can’t stop the 14th St. machine]

Union Station has Morse code Deathcab for Cutie lyrics [far off destinations]

President and First Lady [go to neighborhood restaurant]

Photo by Noe Todorovich