Stick on that stamp because Christmas is right around the corner and letters to Santa were due yesterday. What are the people of DC who you didn’t hear enough about the past 12 months asking for? Luckily for you, our elf sources handed over their personal notes to the North Pole.

All I want for Christmas is a longer leash. And a belly rub.
Sincerely, Sunny Obama

All I want for Christmas is a yoga class to show off my downward dog.
Sincerely, Bo Obama

All I want for Christmas is more inspiring things to tweet after a loss.
Sincerely, RG3

All I want for Christmas is a new lanyard. And the security cam footage from McFaddens.
Sincerely, Skintern

All I want for Christmas is Obamacare website girl to accept my friend request.
Sincerely, Pajama Boy

All I want for Christmas is another Buzzfeed listicle and at least one more magazine essay about myself.
Sincerely, DC Millennials

All I want for Christmas is a new pair of running shoes.
Sincerely, Teddy

All I want for Christmas is the Washington Post to be delivered via Amazon drone.
Sincerely, Jeff Bezos

All I want for Christmas is a name that makes sense to me. And bamboo.
Sincerely, Bao Bao

All I want for Christmas are Brazilan Babes. And a photo-op with Putin.
Sincerely, Edward Snowden

All I want for Christmas is pork. Lots of pork.
Sincerely, Jose Andres

All I want for Christmas is a White House Christmas Tour.
Sincerely, Every DC Tourist Ever

All I want for Christmas is a bus lane on H St. NE.
Sincerely, the X2

All I want for Christmas is for someone to appreciate my bartending skills.
Sincerely, Dan’s Cafe Ketchup Bottle Shot Maker

All I want for Christmas is more options for photo filters.
Sincerely, DC Foodies

Photo by Mohamad H