#NATIONAL It’s officially no shave November; Umm… No more Dollar Menu at McDonald’s?!?; “FALL BACK” weekend; Rob Lowe is so handsome; Huma officially a fashionista; #BeBenetton; “Eidtor”; The King (+ the rest of the NBA) has returned to a TV near you; Mitt Romney Meets the Press; Sexy Equinox campaign pulled; Congrats Red Sox, we guess; #BostonStrong; Sriracha in the air; Does bacon make everything better?; 6 people enrolled in ObamaCare; We bet Alec Baldwin feels better now; BTW, Happy Halloween;

#CONGRATS Jim Roberts joins Mashable; NRSC gets Tim Cameron as its new digital director; Kevin Shinkle gets a promotion at AP; Tamar Hallerman joins CQ Roll Call; Kristin Robert, Alissa Swango and Sarah Micheli get promoted at National Journal; Congratulations to News4’s Catherine Snyder on 5 years with NBC Washington!; Betsy Rothstein leaves FishbowlDC; Welcome Matt Williams! #hopeitude; Is there a top lobbying list in DC that Tucker Foote hasn’t been on?

#BIRTHDAY Be sure to tell John “Stip!” Stipicevic happy birthday this weekend; Get an early jump on a LOT of Monday birthdays: Blair Latoff Holmes, Brooke Saltzer Bergen, Congressman Richard Hudson, Julie Landry and Ryan Tracy; Birthday cheers for Bob Lewis, Delia Gonçalves, Jamie McIntyre, Katherine Timpf, Alex Byers & Mitch Stewart; Happy Birthday Stephanie Fontenot;

#WASHINGTONINSIDER Fotten Totten; Lovin’ TheHill.com’s new look; We saw you at the ‘Cards game Sunday, Jean Becker; We love Bill McMorris; We like this guide to figuring out Washington’s anonymous sources article; #BuzzFeedBrews; Team Cantor won Halloween;

#DISTRICT  201 & Union Pub’s owners are bringing a new Southern-themed bourbon and craft beer bar called Barrel to the Hill; Changes in school boundaries are on the way; Halloween in Shaw; Oh Chris Brown… See you back in DC court Nov. 25;  Funny pictures from the 27th Annual High Heel Race; Friends, we must all work together to stop banana on banana crime; The Washington Monument lights are no more; Ivy & Coney looks AMAZING; So we’re eagerly awaiting the opening of Catch 15; Guerrilla gardner gets revenge; City Market at O;  About those new “zebra bumps” on Pennsylvania…; Drizzy does DC; Marshall’s arrives at the old Filene’s in the Press Club building; The International Space Station streaked across DC’s skies Monday; José Andrés is getting ready to take over Penn Quarter; Look out for POLITICO Magazine next month, run by Susan Glasser; Surprise surprise, DC drivers can’t handle rain; About those dreidels, LivingSocial…;  “The Terminator” visits Stuart Hobson Middle School; Cab drivers hate taking credit cards; DC is… hip?!?!;  Mini-golf; Logan Circle gets Chipotle-d; SNAP, Joe Stone Crab; Homicides up in DC; FotoWeek DC; Tim Gunn wears pinstripes in Georgetown; This map of DC neighborhoods beyond politics is pretty damn awesome; have a good post-Halloweekend.

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