Break out your Havana Coolers and Molson! Here is how the LadiesWhoLobby spent their evening (and now their morning!):
Take a Sip: Every time Cruz says Obamacare. Just a small sip, mind you.
Sip your Molson: Everytime Cruz disparages his homeland (Canada eh?) for having universal health care.
Go to your Local Bar: And #makeDClisten.
Suck down a Havana Cigar: When thoughts of White Castle make you wish you had something stronger.
Cheers: A Toast to Wendy Davis.
7th Inning Stretch: Ted you get a little cranky when you’re hangry. Have a Snickers.
Have a Drink: When Ain’t Nobody Got Time for Ted Cruz
Take a Sip: When Cruz starts rhyming. “I do not like Obamacare… ObamaSnare, ObamaLair, ObamaChair?”
Shot of Nyquil: And hope Cruz reads Go the F*ck to Sleep next.
Change of Pace: Switch to the Ayn Rand Drinking Game.
Take a Shot: For Corner Guy. He’s gonna need it.
Slurp: Winners always have the bigger flag pin. Come and Take It.
Take a Sip: If Cruz says “Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop.” Take a Shot if he then Twerks.
Duck Call: ‘Cause at this point you’re tipsy and Cruz just endorsed Willie Robertson. Yee Haw.
Finish Your Drink: Because by next week you may be furloughed.
Chug a Beer: When Cruz can no longer stand and falls over.
Bailey’s: In your coffee because Ted’s still at it.
And then have a big glass of water (or a small Poland Spring) because this isn’t actually filibuster… just delay of debate.