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I stepped out of the cab in front of Rayburn office building and immediately ran into ____.

Not wanting to get sucked into a conversation about ____ policy, I made for the doors. Unfortunately, there were Sequestration lines _____ long.

After getting into the building, I headed for the House Science and Technology Subcommittee on ________ for a  hearing on _____.

The hearing was not crowded, but then, regrettably, _____ sat right next to me!

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