**Update: Welcome to the new SEC Amos Snead. Enjoy wearing your Texas A&M gear on Thursday.
The Texas A&M Aggies and their fans have been working hard as they are traveling to Tuscaloosa, Alabama to face the #1 ranked, defending BCS Champions, 14-time National Champions, mighty University of Alabama Crimson Tide.
The Aggies’ fans stand during games to give their team a “Twelfth Man” on the field. Crimson Tide fans heard about this and wanted to preempt this nonsense before Saturday’s battle.
So an elite group of five former Alabama players (think Navy Seals x Crimson Ninjas) were dispatched to Old Town, Virginia to launch an early attack on Texas A&M Aggies super fan, Josh Shultz.
What are you are about to witness is a world-exclusive, unclassified documentation of the attack on Josh’s desk:
Welcome to the SEC.