You’ll need to take a shower after reading this Roll Call article about Rick Santorum’s Google problem. [donkey punch]

Santorum can only hope voters don’t turn to Google, the world’s most popular Internet search engine, to learn more about him.

Try it for yourself: Enter “Rick Santorum” into Google. In a fraction of a second you’ll have hundreds of thousands of results. But two of the top four cite a graphic definition for a sexual neologism. In this case, the neologism is a reference to anal sex.

Yeah, it goes from there.  Read it for yourself.