Katie Strand turned 30 this week, Page Six Palmeri is all growns up, Alvin Greene to give his first speech, Howard Mortman takes his coffee Famous, Ed Henry is master of the universe, Old Spice guy dished advice for President Obama, Jake Sherman had a bromance, we obtained pictures from DC earthquake damage, Stuart Roy became VA’s littlest big man, Don Draper the lobbyist, Keith vs. Tucker, and OH MY GOD THERE IS AN EARTHQUAKE IN DC.