Chris, while we here at FamousDC are flattered that someone with your talent and experience would like to write for us, we’re in the business of keeping secrets :).  However, we’ll forward your C.V. to our H.R. department and keep it on file.  A belated congratulations on your new gig and good luck at your next open house .

Note:  Yesterday Mr. Paulitz posted this on his Facebook page.  It was sent to us by multiple anonymous tipsters.

And for all of you emailing and calling offline, I am NOT one of the writers. Although I would love to be. So if anyone from FamousDC is reading this, please email me at ***@yahoo.com. I come cheap and I will keep my joining the writing team private — for at least a month or so.