Facebook Status Abuse:

I wouldn’t have a beer with Obama, even if I was offered the whole brewery.

Because why would you want to be able to tell your grandchildren that you had a beer with the President of the United States.  That would be silly.

Facebook Status Awesomeness:

The new receptionist at NRCC has a Pussycat Dolls meets Runaways vibe going on. Definitely a step in the right direction.

Informative, yet interesting.

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