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30 seconds ago every news organization in the country [along w/ the help of this guy] was trying to convince us that the entire planet was in danger because of the pig flu.  It’s good to see that we’re now re-focused on the issues that actually matter.

From CNN:

TLC’s ‘Kate’ deals with rumors of roving spouse
Boy finds $9,420 in burned backpack
How to text message your way to love


300 Stray Dogs Left on Island Turn to Cannibalism
Edwards’ Ex-Mistress Reportedly Wants Paternity Test

Oh, wait — we found pig news on MSNBC:

Swine flu warnings ‘totally overblown,’ some say

We’re just glad we’re doing our part — check out the latest Google search.  [page 1 rank]